Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's
hero...Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown!

-- Homer Simpson
Krusty Gets Busted
MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted
to the vice of independence. A term of contempt.

You have to run as fast as you can just to stay where you are.
If you want to get anywhere, you'll have to run much faster.
-- Lewis Carroll
MISERICORDE, n. A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the
foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.

CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal.